Santoonie Name:  Satan

Inducted : January 1, 2005

Committee Votes: 100%

Member: 1988 – 2004 

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Bio: Jeff Reybok, a.k.a. Satan was an original member of the Santoonie Corporation.  His residence was beside that of founder, Tilli and a block away from COO Steve Barlow.  Satan’s name derived from high school classmates who often found him reading Dungeons & Dragons books in class.  Follow that with his interests in the Cult and supernatural and it seemed fitting.  Satan’s most notorious outing was a produced staging of a demon summoning ritual in the middle of the woods.  Satan was always in the woods with his katana and black cape.  It would be a crisp, Saturday morning and you would ring his doorbell to see if he wanted to go bike riding, only to have his brother, Chris proclaim his whereabouts, “Jeff’s in the woods.”  Or, you would ring his doorbell on a Friday night to see if he would accompany you to a party.  “Jeff’s in the woods. “  Satan was a dungeon master on occasion.  His interests were the number 55, pornography, cults, partying, and dancing with black pointy shoes.  He was an avid computer gamer as well and would be found frequently in the Barlow Tower or Baron’s Castle.  His room was painted all Black and he kept a series of deadbolts on his door to keep his parents or brother out.  His father attempting to tell him to turn his music down would be greeted with a middle finger and a “Sit and Spin Bitch. “  We were always in awe of what he could get away with.  Satan’s seat was filled by The Miser.

 

Santoonie Name:  Ferret Face

Inducted : April 18, 1992

Committee Votes: 95%

Member: 1988 – 1992

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Bio: Ferret Face was an early member of the Santoonie Corporation, probably the top three.  As of matter of fact, he was the leader of an earlier tribe known as, The Obliteration Congregation.  Ferret Face’s name derived one day when he visited the Tilli household unannounced.  The mafia man opened the door proclaiming, “Hey Tilli!  Some Ferret Face is here to see you.”  Tilli’s father never short of demeaning trespassers.  Ferret Face was a avid Dungeons and Dragons player early on.  He lived and died by the number 62.  He was the first player to have a Lizard Man character named ‘Cliff Johnson’.  Ferret Face moved on quite quickly from the Santoonie Corporation but left an immense legacy behind as well as a foundation for comedy.  He is believed to have in his possession, Tilli’s novel, “The Other Mission”.  Tilli entrusted it to him during his vagabond years, so that it could be preserved.  A 200 page novel could not survive the many jumps out of second story windows to elude rent from flop houses.  This being the demise of several Tilli Toons.  Ferret Face was one of the early personal computer owners, having a Franklin Ace in which many would come to play Karateka, or Load Runner.  Ferret Face came close to being an Amissville participant if it wasn’t for Tilli and company trashing his house the night before during a party.  Ferret Face was required to stay and clean.  Ferret Face loved rabbits and listening to Billy Squire.  Ferret Face’s seat was filled by Etchoman.

 

Santoonie Name:  Chink

Inducted : April 18, 1992

Committee Votes: 89%

Member: 1988 – 1992

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Bio: Chink or Day-Y-Kim, was a neighbor of FerretFace and a friend of Baron’s and Lipe.  Tilli never had much interaction with Chink.  As a matter of fact, Tilli never knew that the name ‘Chink’ was disliked by Day Y.  It wasn’t until one day of tree jumping that Tilli realized the name ‘Chink’ was derrogatory.  Everyone was taking turns jumping off, and Tilli was being an announcer, “Lipe’s turn!”  “Go Lipe”.  When it was Day Y’s turn, Tilli continued, “The Chink’s turn!”  “Go Chink!”.  Day Y turned with a growly menace and a fight was sure to ensue.  Tilli apologized but the name stuck for his duration in Santoonie Corporation.  Baron’s famous Elsa calls derived from the Chink’s house.  He was the owner of a phone monitor, so Baron would conduct prank phone calls while everyone sat around the monitor to enjoy the comedy.  Chink was fond of numchucks and twirled them rapidly.  His membership in Santoonie Corporation was by merit only, so he had no milestone contribution.  Chink seat was replaced by Chico.

 

Santoonie Name:  Mooch

Inducted : April 18, 1992

Committee Votes: 100%

Member: 1988 – 1992

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Bio: Mooch was an original member of Santoonie Corporation and was a close acquaintance of Tilli.  They were neighbors way before the indoctrination of Santoonie Corp.  Mooch received his name from his constant request for stuff.  If you had a order of french fries, Mooch would ask for one.  If you had a bag of M&M’s, Mooch would request one.  If you had money, Mooch would request some.  Another claim to fame was his constant ankle problems.  No matter the mission at hand, you could always count on medical emergencies with Mooch.  But with a condescending name, Mooch was a team player.  He was the provider of the very first camcorder used to film, Pumaman.  He was also a contributor to the audio version of “The Other Mission.”  Mooch was also an avid Dungeons & Dragons player, but his characters seemed to always have the run of bad luck like Mooch himself.  His characters would die rather quickly once the game started, and he would crumble up the character in a tight ball and toss it.  For this reason, his character’s names had roman numerals to indicate origins, for example Drowslayer IV would indicate that three Drowslayers met their fate.  A little unknown fact is Mooch was the creator of Judas Priest the PC.  After three unsuccessful tries with the family name, he gave up all rights to Tilli who created Judas Priest IV, Tilli’s only character to reach immortality as Lord Judas Apollo Pan Priest IV or JP for short of the infamous J.P. Thieves Guild.  Mooch’s chair was filled by Barlow.