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What a better way to say hello again than a Santoonie Doodle:April Doodle.

Well, your busy CEO, Tilli the Grey, has been working his way through DIVORCE! (say word with loud scream), and anytime you have to deal with a DIVORCE! in life it's time consuming. But the DIVORCE! papers were finally signed and all has settled in the land of Tilli. In the interim, alot of changes have occured at Santoonie camp.

For one, I finally upgraded my six year old pc, to the new I7 Core processor on 64 bit system, and aside some compatibility issues (the internet is still a 32 bit world), all is amazingly fast and crisp. Hopefully this pc will last another five years. And becuase of the major change, I've decided to make changes in my standard communication avenues as well. No more ICQ, it's safe to say it has died. The primary choice of instant messaging is the Verizon Phone now, so please send me a request for my number, and I'll be glad to give it to you. The other form that me and Jaymo have been using is Facebook. I've decided to drop MySpace, it's a bit too corny I've decided.

What have I been doing, besides DIVORCE!? I bought a Fender electric guitar and have been self teaching, I've been continueing my exploits as a virtual Hugh Hefner on SecondLife.com, and driving my ass off at FedEx. It occurred to me that, if you combine all my best friends miles they've driven in their lifetimes, they probably still don't top my combine total. Seeing as I commuted to Longwood, lived the life of Nomad in Nags Head, and Atlanta and now driving a hundred miles a day for the past five years now..It's a safe bet no one dreams of moving pavement more than me.

I did manage to buy a new game which seems ions ago since I last did, and the purchase is quite astonishing, not to remotely believe I can convince the old AOE players back to the table, but Sega's Empire Total War is pretty sweet. Ultimately the most realistic battlefield I've seen. Check out various screenies on the net, its amazing, and my I7 Core processor comes out on top for once, laughing at the game's measly attempt to stutter my system.

You will still find Santoonie.com to be more of an archive of comedy until a collection of material either from the past or present can accumulate enough material to represent a project. And now that I am DIVORCED!, expect more travelling time for Tilli the Grey, whether campfests, beachfests, or Run from C's. The sky's the limit!.. that is until I find Fat Ass#3 in my life. I'm walking away from the date if any of these three words enter the conversation: vegetarian, jewish, lesbian.

More to come! Under Construction

Sincerely,

Tilli the Grey
CEO Santoonie Corporation



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